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April Fool Quotes

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams


Even the gods love jokes. George Orwell


Today is April fool’s day believe nothing. trust no one.


A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions. Unknown Author


Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment. Horace

Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth. Theodor Adorno

 A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton


Any your April Fool’s Day prank won’t be so bad then that’ve already happened to me this year. Will Rogers


The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.


A fool may be known by six things: anger, without cause; speech, without profit; change, without progress; inquiry, without object putting trust in a stranger and mistaking foes for friends. Arabian Proverb


You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool’s joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor. Charles Lamb

 

April Fool Quotes

He who is born a fool is never cured. Thomas Shadwell

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.


Young men think old men fools, and old men know young men to be so. Metcalf


The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.


You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette


If we would have sex tonight I’d be happy with you telling everyone it was just an April fool’s joke. Arabian Proverb

April Fool Quotes

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. Cynthia Heimel

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. Max Eastman


Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit. Josh Billings


What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning. Spanish Proverb


I noticed your unhealthy lifestyle what makes a cardiac arrest a possible outcome from an April fool’s joke


He who is born a fool is never cured. — Proverb

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. Welsh Proverb

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette


If we would have sex tonight I’d be happy with you telling everyone it was just an April fool’s joke. Arabian Proverb


You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. Abraham Lincoln


I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. Alan Coren Horace


The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

Let us be thankful for the fools but for them the rest of us could not succeed.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.


You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette


If we would have sex tonight I’d be happy with you telling everyone it was just an April fool’s joke. Arabian Proverb


You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. Abraham Lincoln


I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. Alan Coren Horace


Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.


Some people can’t be fooled on April Fool’s Day because they were fooled too many times during their entire lifetime.― Akash B Chandran


Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. Plato


You should know that on April Fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis.


April Fools’ is the only day to take people seriously. Criss Jami, Healology


Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise. Cato the ElderEverything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Roger


Per se, a prank is meant to thank. rethink and thank the soft spank. and fill in the blank, not even over drank, knelt when they made you walk the plank.  Ana Claudia Antunes, ACross Tic


Wise men learn by other men’s mistakes, fools by their own. H. G. Bohn


Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Chinese Proverb


You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.— Abraham Lincoln


Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it. Benjamin Franklin


Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light? Maurice Freehill


The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Will Rogers


The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.— William Shakespeare


We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. Japanese Proverb


Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb


Wise men learn by other men’s mistakes, fools by their own. — HG Bohn


Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool. Voltaire


A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way, he blames the door he walks into in the dark. Henry Louis Mencken


Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. — Charles Lamb