See, I got this friend named.. Joey Jo-Jo…Junior…Ashkhabad – Homer Simpson Simpsons
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Anonymous
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Grouchy Marx
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. Anonymous
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Anonymous
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it’s like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it’s even better with a friend. Anonymous
I’m copying, my friend is copying, everyone is copying each other,… so what time is it? Exam time! Anonymous
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! Anonymous
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.Linda Gray-son
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’A.A. Milne
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.Greg Tamblyn
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.-Otto Von Bismarck
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.Cookie Monster
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.Bernard Seltzer
Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.W.H. Auden
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.Marcelle Cox
Tia the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected-Charles Lamb
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.Laurence J. Peter
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.Mark Twain
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.Edwin Arlington Robinson
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.Jim Hayes