Funny Best Friend Quotes

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn’t be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn’t be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous

See, I got this friend named.. Joey Jo-Jo…Junior…Ashkhabad – Homer Simpson Simpsons

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Anonymous

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Grouchy Marx

I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. Anonymous

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Anonymous

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.Robert Staughton Lynd

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it’s like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it’s even better with a friend. Anonymous

I’m copying, my friend is copying, everyone is copying each other,… so what time is it? Exam time! Anonymous

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! Anonymous

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.Linda Gray-son

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.Sicilian Proverb


It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’A.A. Milne

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.Greg Tamblyn

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.Margaret Walker

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.-Otto Von Bismarck

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.Cookie Monster

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.Bernard Seltzer

Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.W.H. Auden

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.Marcelle Cox

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Anonymous

Tia the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected-Charles Lamb

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.Laurence J. Peter

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.Mark Twain

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.Edwin Arlington Robinson

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.Jim Hayes