Funny Independence Day Quotes

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.George Bernard Shaw

I like Independence Day. It’s the one night a year when I can promise my husband fireworks.Melanie White

I always forget it’s America’s birthday since I’m not friends with it on facebook.Leon

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.Gloria Steinem

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.Albert Camus

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.Ronald Reagan

Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance.Woodrow Wilson

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives. David Letterman

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15. Ronald Reagan

Better to starve free than be a fat slave.Aesop

I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking.Woodrow T. Wilson

For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.Nelson Mandela

Better to die fighting for freedom then be a prisoner all the days of your life.Bob Marley

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.Voltaire

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.Thomas Jefferson

This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.Elmer Davis

Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people Abraham Lincoln

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.Albert Camus 

I never said, ‘I want to be alone.’ I only said, ‘I want to be let alone!’ There is all the difference.Greta Garbo

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.Benjamin Franklin

Freedom lies in being bold.Robert Frost

Liberties aren’t given, they are taken.Aldous Huxley 

   The advancement and diffusion of knowledge is the only guardian of true liberty.James Madison

Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.Napoleon Bonaparte

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.George Washington

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.Jim Morrison

I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery.Jean-Jacques Rousseau

If you’re not ready to die for it, put the word ‘freedom’ out of your vocabulary.Malcolm X

Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.Martin Luther King Jr.

I’d like to be remembered as a person who wanted to be free and wanted other people to be also free.Rosa Parks