Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. Willa Cather

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. Maya Angelou

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland

Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey. Lord Byron

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Rupert Brooke

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love. William Shakespeare

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. Bil Keane

We are most alive when we’re in love. John Updike

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

I wish your Valentine’s Day celebration get a ton of likes

I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!

My only wish today is to run into one of my exes with my new Valentine.

It’s good to know that my Valentine’s Day as a single person is anyway more romantic than married ones.

I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. Emma Goldman

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. Frank Morgan

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. A. A. Milne

The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. Blaise Pascal

I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.

I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. Thomas Moore

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. Albert Camus

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. Nicholas Sparks

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. Michel de Montaigne

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another. Thomas Merton

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. Rumi

I love Valentine’s Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite romantic comedy is ‘When Harry Met Sally.’ Ginnifer Goodwin

Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.

I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.

Darling, it’s already too late to break up with me before Valentine’s Day.

Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day.