Category Archives: Funny Independence Day Quotes

Funny Best Friend Quotes

See, I got this friend named.. Joey Jo-Jo…Junior…Ashkhabad – Homer Simpson Simpsons If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Anonymous Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Grouchy Marx I love making friends. I usually prefer to… Read More »

You Make Me Smile Quotes

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.William Arthur Ward Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.H. Jackson Brown, Jr. If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.Maya Angelou Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have… Read More »

Fathers Day Quotes

The most important thing in the world is family and love. John Wooden One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad. Jim De Mint When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a… Read More »

Funny Independence Day Quotes

I like Independence Day. It’s the one night a year when I can promise my husband fireworks.Melanie White I always forget it’s America’s birthday since I’m not friends with it on facebook.Leon The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.Gloria Steinem The only way to deal with an unfree world… Read More »