Category Archives: Funny Marriage Quotes

Funny Best Friend Quotes

See, I got this friend named.. Joey Jo-Jo…Junior…Ashkhabad – Homer Simpson Simpsons If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Anonymous Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Grouchy Marx I love making friends. I usually prefer to… Read More »

You Make Me Smile Quotes

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.William Arthur Ward Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.H. Jackson Brown, Jr. If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.Maya Angelou Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have… Read More »

Funny Marriage Quotes

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met. Anonymous Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.Homer… Read More »

Inspiration & Famous Marriage Quotes

List of Best Marriage Quotes Collection of Huge Marriage Quotes form Various Authors.For successful & Happy Marriage life read these quotes. I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone’s wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.Marilyn Monroe When you’re single, all you see are happy couples.… Read More »