Category Archives: Funny Quotes

Funny Best Friend Quotes

See, I got this friend named.. Joey Jo-Jo…Junior…Ashkhabad – Homer Simpson Simpsons If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Anonymous Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Grouchy Marx I love making friends. I usually prefer to… Read More »

You Make Me Smile Quotes

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.William Arthur Ward Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.H. Jackson Brown, Jr. If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.Maya Angelou Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have… Read More »

Quotes About Happiness And Smiling

Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you’ll start to see a big difference in your life. Yoko Ono A smile is the universal welcome. Max Eastman Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. Mother Teresa Nothing you wear is more important than your… Read More »

Funny Ice Skating Quotes

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Progress is man’s ability… Read More »

Funny Independence Day Quotes

I like Independence Day. It’s the one night a year when I can promise my husband fireworks.Melanie White I always forget it’s America’s birthday since I’m not friends with it on facebook.Leon The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.Gloria Steinem The only way to deal with an unfree world… Read More »

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. Maya Angelou For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but… Read More »

Funny Relationship Quotes

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they’re yours; if they don’t they never were. Richard Bach Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. Buddha A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.Joan… Read More »

Funny Marriage Quotes

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met. Anonymous Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.Homer… Read More »

50+ Amazing Minions Pictures Quotes & Sayings

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